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I should start up my rant journals again at some point butttttt- lazy. YEEEY another character thing- which is mainly just for Eorekka/myself. Just ignore, pl0x.


Name: Klaus Heinrich Gnaw

Birthdate: October 3rd

Birth Place: Germanyyyyy derp

Current Location: NewYork

Eye Color: WAS originally green, but after an accident where curiosity was his down fall, his sclera is now black and pupil is white. Now he keeps it hidden with contacts.

Hair Color: Dirty blond.

Height: 5'2"

Weight: 106 pounds

Tattoos: No

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No

Overused Phrase: "FML"

FAVORITES

Food: Seafoooddddd amg

Candy: Toffee

Number: 4

Color: Deeeppp purple, the kind that reflects off a ravens wings in the right sunlight.

Animal: Sloths. Because they're QUIET and just hug you. It's like a big QUIET hug.

Drink: COFFEE OMG COFFEE

Alcoholic Drink: Strawberry daiquiri, Lime martini, Smirnoff Ice, Screwdriver, IF ITS ALCOHOL he will drink it. Just not regular beer, uhg.

Bagel: ....Aaahmmmmnnnnhhggg, Bagel flavor.

Letter: X

Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes

Body Part on Same Sex: Eyes

THIS OR THAT

Pepsi or Coke: COFFEE

McDonalds or Burger King: STARBUCKS

Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberries

Hot tea or Iced tea: COFFEE <8U.....cold coffee?

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla

Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee!!!!!!!! FFFFFFFFFF

Kiss or Hug: Kissesss

Dog or Cat: Dogs

Rap or Punk: "fsdufirlf- ew what is this? None."

Summer or Winter: Winter

Sad Movies or Funny Movies: Sad. For...Romantic reasons likely.

Love or Money: Love

YOUR...

Bedtime: HE IS 21, FUCK YOUR BEDTIMES- though he tries to get to bed early, helps get up early.

Most Missed Memory: Probably acting more like a child in his youth rather than staying inside to study/do puzzles/be a geek

Best physical feature: AAHAHAAHAAHAAA-- cough. He is a scientist, do you think he had anything amazing about him? Much to his embarrassment. Likely his eyes now.

First Thought Waking Up: "MORNING COFFEE IS AWES-- HNNGGGGG OUT OF COFFEE FML!"

Goal for this year: LIVE

Best Friends: Uh...Would Cross count?

Weakness: His neck, soooo fucking sensitive.

Fears: EVERYTHING.

Heritage: German

Longest relationship: None.

HAVE YOU...

Ever Drank: Yes

Ever Smoked: No

Pot: No

Ever been Drunk: Yes

Ever been beaten up: He is a geek, what geek hasn't?

Ever beaten someone up: AHAHHAHAA-no

Ever Shoplifted: No

Ever Skinny Dipped: no

Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes, and it was a dare on one of the girl's parts.... So it was really a, 'o im so into you, nomnomnom-- LOL SIKE!' 'FML :'c'

Ever Kissed Same Sex: No

Been Dumped Lately: No

IN A GUY/GIRL

Favorite Eye Color: Something unique

Favorite Hair Color: Doesn't matter

Short or Long: Doesn't matter

Height: Doesn't matter

Style: See above

Looks or Personality: Personality

Hot or Cute: Hot

Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol

Muscular or Really Skinny: Doesn't matter.

RANDOMS

Number of Regrets in the Past: His curiosity for fucking with shit that shouldn't be touched- though he learned his lesson after he lost his good vision.

What country/world do you want to visit: He doesn't want to get out and about- too paranoid

How do you want to die: OLD AGE PLEASE!

Been to the Mall Lately: No.

Do you like Thunderstorms: YESSSS! The louder the BETTER! Even if it scares him, it's nice to sleep to it.

Get along with your Parents: Yes.

Health Freak: Yessish noish

Do you think you're attractive: No

Want to go to college: Been there, done that, bought the Tshirt.

Do you smoke: Never did.

Do you drink: Yes~

Shower daily: DAAAAILY

Been in love: No

Do you sing: No.

Want to get married: No

Do you want children: He's got CROSS to babysit, what more would he want?

Hate anyone: Infected? And Cross' personality, then again, he'd likely miss it if it was gone.
  • Listening to: Kitty sneezes
  • Reading: the lack of L4D porn wtf :C
  • Watching: Zero Punctuation (Still, one page 3, yey!)
Acedia Adrien - Seven Sin (Sloth) ~> Single ( [link] )
Akii Desierto - Little kangaroo rat boy ~> Gula ( [link] )
Basil - Insane priest ~> Rutrick James ( [link] )
Beau - God of TIME ~> Single and single he will forever remain.
Ching - Chinese Panda boy ~> Ling ( [link] )
Ciach Phoenixflame - Skittish, paranoid Blood elf Warlock ~> Single
Cecil - Easily frightened bluejay harpy ~> Single ( [link] )
Cricket - Deer ghost boy ~> Single
Dalamar - Drow bent on ruling the world ~> Single
Demetri - Hungarian Warlock ~> Demos ( [link] )
Dolly - Witch dance teacher ~> Malcolm ( [link] )
Domino Bennidetti - Angry mafia boy ~> Elliott ( [link] )
Enzo Lanchester - Batshit insane doctor ~> Single ( [link] )
Fellix Fiddler - Rich fairy boy ~> Single ( [link] )
Hellgrinel'das - Dragon knight/Swamp dragon ~> Single ( [link] ) ((Lackahumanpicturewoops))
Kaine - Seven sin (Wrath) and Domino's demon thing ~> Single
Kiite - Pink, Zombie unicorn furfag ~> Leredes? ( [link] )
Klaus Fiddle - German Scientist, Rudiger's twin ~> Cross ( [link] )
Lark - Smoker/Hunter/Witch thing- infuckingsane kinda ~> Single ( [link] )
Mango - Peacock Prince ~> Kitamari ( [link] )
Neon - Firefly boy ~> Single
Noah Arc - VERY ANGRY INFECTED ~> Frost ( [link] )
Olivar - Irish BLUE Scout ~> Single
Poi - Blind hawkfish merboy ~> Crumpet ( [link] )
Raune - Bee boy ~> Vitani
Riidle - Moth boy who eats bad dreams and makes good dreams ~> Single
Rudiger Fiddle - Bookshop owner, Klaus' twin ~> Single
Rune - Little gecko robot ~> Single, duh. ( [link] )
Scythe(XeLin) - Some whore ~> Whore ( [link] )
Skullfucki - I don't even ~> Starfucker ( [link] )
Teeko - ONLY FEMALE MUSE, because everyone needs a cat girl ~> Hoko? ( [link] )
Timber - Black eyed kid/Ghost ~> Bax?
Yuuvii - Glowing zebra-corn ~> Leredes ( [link] )
Xii- Deer jester, Zii's twin ~> Zii ( [link] )
Zii - Deer jester, Xii's twin ~> Xii ( [link] )


L4D's Characters:
Basil
Dolly
Enzo
Klaus
Lark
Noah

WoW Characters:
Acedia - Bloodelf Hunter.
Ciach
Noah - A geist.

TF2:
Lark - quiet, little human boy wholikestokillshit.
Oliver
  • Reading: the lack of L4D porn wtf :C
  • Watching: Zero Punctuation
  • Eating: icecream

Nyoro~n :'3c

Journal Entry: Fri Mar 12, 2010, 1:16 PM


Is it me or during my long life of feeding off the internet, 'Confused' is slowly mutating into God doesn't even know what. DURHUR, I'm so confused, cunfuzed, cunfuzzled, kerfluffled kermitthefuckingfrog. WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT? Or whut, wut, wot, w0t ever fuzzes your peach.

Oh ho ho it's one thing if you do this for the shits and giggles, it's another if you're SRSS BSSNSS MUTHERFUCKER about this. Not only that but then it is cute, kyute, ky00te, kawwai'd up more so.

"^w^!!!!!!jebuz lolz im so kerfuffled w0t is name mean? O___O????/1ONE" My apologies, I skipped classes of 'stabbing your local dictionary in the fucking face with the spork you managed to highjack from your local KFC 101', so excuse the horrible desunese.

I nearly quoted someone with that last line though and if you ever visit my page and read this journal, I would like to direct you to this page: [link] Please pleez plz plx pl0x? ^_^!!!! kthx

Now I understand internet is not SRSS BSSNSS, and I should probably get off my soap box and stop making fun of ...well 95% of the internet because one day this will turn around and bite me in the butt, BUT, I already realize I'm a pretentious hypocritical douchewaffle and it feels good man. While on the topic of beating a dead horse with a chainsaw, you cannot be an English major and text talk all the fucking time. WHY? Because just like depression, bipolar, AIDs, Swinefl-- excuse me, 'H1N1', being an English Major as of late seems to be VERY POPULAR. I'm average in all my classes, so says the college test scores, not the report card that says I'm above average derpdederp, and yet still I am fucking amazzzing at English, Engrish, 3ngl1zh, t3h enrizhz0rz or so I like to believe. Oh ho ho and right there was probably a run-on sentence.

anyway, back on subject- You do not need to have Depression, bipolar, AIDs, H1N- er Swineflu-- no wait H1N1, to be cool. Just admit you're average like everyone else but just completely suck ass at English.

Which confuses me when 'Suck ass at English' is mixed in with, 'I am 16 years old'. Being 16 makes you have AT LEAST 10 years of English under your belt, did most people get rid of English for a 1 dollar whore? It'd probably make more sense as to why your text looks more like two brain dead 4 year olds with down syndrome had sex on their keyboard to pop this baby out, because instead of typing you're really biting your lip and slamming your face against the keyboard as some STD filled chick is going down on you. :'3c

LONG STORY SHORT; Cunfuzzled is not cute, AIDs and English Major Lying Syndrome is SRSS BSSNSS, and spicy Doritos are fucking painful. :c

kbye, by, bii, t3h byz0rz. <3

For ~ ~Rynies who hates the word as much as I do. <3

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  • Reading: the lack of L4D porn wtf :C
  • Watching: Zero Punctuation
  • Eating: Spicy Doritos
  • Drinking: Red Squirt

THE ROOF, THE ROOF, THE ROOF IS ON FIRE

Journal Entry: Fri Mar 5, 2010, 12:06 PM


WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MUTHERFUCKER BURN~ BURN MOFO, BURN >:U

Anywho, SURPRISE! Early rant, I lay the blame upon my LOL PERIOD~ </TMI>

Sup bitches? Feeling awesome? WHO WANTS TO GO REPLY TO A PICTURE WE ALL HATE JUST TO PUT THE ARTIST DOWN FOR THE LOLS? Cause nothing says, "HEY YOUR HARD WORK SUCKS" like, "I fucking hate this pairing, but I like your style"

"Yeah well I fucking hate your comment, gtf0 my page >:C"

No seriously, what is that? An insult made buttered up? It doesn't work in real life, it doesn't work on the internet. It's like me walking up to your house, knocking on your door and FAAAAAAALCON PUNCHING you in the face, after which telling you your lawn looks nice.

Would you be all, "OW SHIT-- oh thanks man" or "OW SHIT, YOU PUNCHED ME WTF *ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG*" PERSONALLY I'm flying towards the latter there, cause I'd totally punch myself, despite feeling very pleased with such an amazing compliment. (My lawn is pretty spiffy, I wanna see you bitches grow weeds as quick as mine >:0)

<WARNING, TWILIGHT>: I don't swing towards :iconfabulousplz: vampires that sparkle, but when it comes to Twilight I see this a lot. LEAVE THE WHINY BITCH FANS ALOOOONE DUUUUDES, I hate the movie/book as much as any person who wants to rip their heart out and feed it to a pig due to the fact you'll never be able to think of vampires without thinking CULLENCULLENCOLLEN but telling an artist bawww I hate Twilight gtf0 of interbutts for life isn't making you seem any cooler, and the other way around to the TwiFans. Your movie sucks, I'm sorry >:C and there will be hate art. SUCK IT UPPP~ and go snort glitter or something. (I heard Edward does it, GO FOR IT MAN, GOGOGO) </TWILIGHT>

But dude seriously whats the poooint? You're going to talk to your teehee I hate this pairing/movie/anime/whatever fans and hate on it together and then suffer the wrath of not only the artist but all the fans/watchers/random pedestrians that look at the picture. Unless you revel in making yourself look like a douchebag :'3c

Notmybestrant,I'mdisapointedinmyselfbawww :C

So with my appologies, enjoy dancing Creeds ~> :iconaltairdanceplz::iconeziodanceplz: thrustthrustthrust

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  • Reading: the lack of L4D porn wtf :C

HAY AMERICA

Journal Entry: Tue Mar 2, 2010, 3:32 PM


You know what really grinds my gears? (Despite everything)

SCHOOL HALLWAYS ARE LIKE THE HIGHWAY. Cars do not veer everywhere, if they're going one direction they stay on ONE SIDE of the lane, and the other direction goes on the other side. THEN! you have the random dumbfucks who walk on the wrong way and get pissy when you don't move in time and give you those weird scrunched up lip curl faces. DUDE, you're not a rabid dog, settle down there skippy.

AND THEN you have those huge groups of chicks (always chicks with the rare guy, wtf mang) who decide to IMPLANT THEMSELVES to the middle of the hallway.

"LOLOLOL BECKY DID YOU SEE BRIANS DICK?"
"YEAHMAN I WENT AROUND THE SCHOOL A MILLION TIMES, WHY DO YOU THINK MY HIPS ARE SO LAAAARGE?"
"TEEHEEHEEH IKR--- 8I hey do you see us talking? wry u complaining, we are popular and can b wurevah we want, desu"
(This may not be so exaggerated, I bet this is true SOMEWHERE AND they talk in txt type)

I wasn't aware but such conversations like these are A-OKAY to have in the middle of the halllll which is already plugged up with a million kids trying to get to class let alone having a group of usually popular bigots standing smack dab in the fucking middle.

AND THEN you have Tweedledee and Tweedledum over here macking faces when you're trying to get to your locker- said locker being the current grinding fest to previously mentioned Tweedles. It's like, AHAHAHA hey man, whats up? Go overpopulate the world in the bathroom, not my locker kthx. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT MAN, sorry.

Not only that but you have the idiots who think its smart to randomly stop. Okay when you go to school, braker signs should be a MUST or something. IF CARS DIDN'T HAVE BRAKE LIGHTS, there would be a lot less people in the world, so that's why kid's asses at school need them so there would be a lot less my fist-your face marriages at school. Seriously man, and then they have the audacity to turn around and once again give that amazing rabid dog RAWR curled lip sneer. WOAH SO SORRY, DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO STOP ON A DIME RIGHT INFRONT OF ME. Should have guessed you'd be the asshole type :'3c

Still I manage to get to class way before the bell rings :> Cause I'm fucking Batman, WHUT, WHUT? *headsway*

BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER :iconinvaderorunitia:

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Journal Entry: Sun Feb 21, 2010, 11:28 AM


Okay I like to read people's comments to art a lot because I'm nosy, and mainly when it has to do about my OCs or adoptables because people can get pretty assholish on the latter... And I like reading what stupid people post I guess.

idk how many of my watchers do the whole adoptable thing, I know of one so beyond her and like...two others I roll about watching, there isn't much of a difference between potential ah...'customers' ? I guess.

"I want this"
"I want that"
"Aww its taken? Make me a similar one and I'll pay you"
"LOL HAI I JUST SENT YOU MONEY I HOPE THIS ISNT TAKEN BECAUSE IM AN IDIOT WHO COULDNT WAIT"
"omg ur bases are so stupid"
"wow why are you making people spend so much money?"
"U call this art? ur just using the same thing and recoloring it"

1. I want a fucking PONY you don't see me getting it
2. I want a puppy too but I see no puppy
3. Wheres a please, dipshit
4. YEAH SORRY ITS TAKEN, BUT ILL HOLD ONTO YOUR MONEY FOR YOU- no refunds!
5. 'Your' not 'ur' assclown :>
6. I have people who are willing to pay more, so be grateful I'm not a dick who jacks up the prices with this economy and all >:C
7. ur mom ever heard of a condom? APPARENTLY NOT seeing as you're here.

^MY responses to such replies if I was super cool at drawing and people wanted to buy my stuff. I mean seriously, who pays for these adoptions? 5 year olds? God my brothers even knew how to say PLEASE and THANK YOU at that age before they grew up and needed to be tossed into a wood chipper.  Even if I was an amazing artist I'd still go on making adoptables for the money yeah, but man, I tip my hats to you adoptable artists. Y'all have more patience than me.

PS; It's my birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~!

:star:Chatroom+Group:star:

:iconexodus-of-silence: Kingdom hearts~
:iconl4d-rp: Left 4 Dead~
:iconclonecestplz: Nuff said~

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B'awww b'awwww b'awwww

Journal Entry: Fri Feb 12, 2010, 1:01 PM


What is up with people's need to repeat their problems in a public chatroom where 90% of the room either does not KNOW the person, or could care less? Have people forgotten that the internet is more likely going to make fun of your problem rather than help you?

BAWWWW IM FAT, I WEIGH 99 POUNDS AND EVEN THOUGH THE BMI SAYS I'M UNDERWEIGHT, IT KNOWS NOTHING IM SOOOOO HUGEEE~ 'BAWWW SHUT UP I WEIGH 134 POUNDS IM A FUCKING BLIMP, PITTY MEEEEE' (lol I'm perfect weight and my life is fucking amazing. Please go take a leap so I can get back to doing better things than listen to your pitty party.)

And they complain about this day in, day outttt~

Or why people feel the need to lie to feel cool. Durhur I'm japanese, I speak it fluently though I only know how to say various cusswords and then the typical DESU KAWWAII NEKO NEKO. Oh ho ho, i r famus ppl want mien voice, lookit this link thats not even my voice, god my voice thats not mine is sooo ugly.

And another thing, why do people feel the need to be all, "THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE *Gives link* SO AND SO SAYS IM SEXY BUT IM SOOOOO UGLY :C" and then carry on with that for about the next hour or so. Do they want me to say, 'no you're very attractive?' Cause I'm not. I'm going to tell them, "DAAAAAYYUMMMM YOU'RE SO RIGHT, what the FUCK was your mom smoking when she squeezed you out :I? SOMETIMES ABORTION IS OH.KAY."

'Dear Ryn, get bent'

Anyway, rant over- click my eggs >:U

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FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN

Journal Entry: Fri Feb 5, 2010, 1:14 PM


ABORTION!

Okay so I found out today that joking about abortion is bad when you're speaking to A) an anti abortion person and B) said anti-abortion person is sad about their friend having a miscarriage.

Someone at my school was going on about how their friend lost their baby(SAID FRIEND STILL BEING A TEEN BTW) and I was all, 'lol that's just natures way of supporting abortion :'3' needless to say this person was all 8I BABIES ARE SPECIAL, EVEN IF A FETUS IS NOT A BABY, CANT BREATH, EAT OR TALK LET ALONE THINK, GOD YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON BURN IN HELLLLL ARARARAR BITCH RAGE~

And to anyone who is watching me is all SHAME ON YOU- I'm also 100% for gay marriage, BEATING CHRISTIANS WITH THE FUCKING BIBLE (Which needs to be a stamp btw) and the death penalty. :> By all means start a rant at me, I'll simply LOLOLOLOLOL and fight back only to go behind your back and talk about how stupid you are CB<

btw if y'all think about it enough, hell doesn't seem like such a bad place. I mean, it'll be filled with gays and so many other nifty people that aren't really that bad. Who wants to go to heaven with a bunch of asskissing christians :U? Not that all Christians are bad, only the ones that are 100% God desu freaks.


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